Forget JARED, ERIC is in love with LILLIAN MULI, where will this end?

 

Citizen TV’s anchor, Lillian Muli, is one of the s3xiest TV presenters in Kenya.

She always leaves men drooling over her gorgeous looks and charming smile.

A guy named, Eric Kiarie, has decided to open his heart so that Lillian can know that he has a serious crush on her.

Read Eric’s confessions; he is seriously in love with the s3xy anchor.

My Name is Eric Kiarie, a Brother of one and a die hard fan of Jesus the ex son of Mary and Joseph.  I am from the zones of gated primitives, where civilization is indigent and life is primordial, proud son of Ndumberi.  And this is my confession.

Sitting on my couch years ago , my corneas fixed on the 14 inch LG box like projector ray to quench my appetite for current affairs and breaking news was the norm in days of my life. Here comes one of the unprecedented days when zodiac wizard visits my dreams. 1 PM the GMT time and as customary KTN would run a lunch hour news bulletin. And that was the first day i saw this voluptuous creature of the Holy trinity. Wow! Business comes to a standstill, my system gets paralysed and my pupils narrows like a nocturnal mammal. From her black dress, to her fruity adenoidal voice, her well groomed Chinese bob hair style,then staring from the helm of her dress downwards got me thinking on how i can invent a religious festivity  called world legs day.  Kaleidoscope is the word i am looking for.

Come the days of slim possible challenge on citizen television,I will be cemented to the TV like any other female, this time not in the merriment of  the contestants but strictly counting  and pivoting  Ms. Muli calculated steps on that run away. My! My! My! Staring at her is me simply having this eutopia of a priced bottle of La Castellina Chianti paired with the roasted red pepper app and the creamy pasta dish.  Wait a minute  did i  hear some villager  say she fakes her smile,oh ! Gadammit  another  miserable hater who can’t even spell the full stop in his depleted  life ..* inserts red emoji face*, any rumour fashioned against “my” Lillian Muli has no legs on the precinct of my dreams, its dead upon perception.

Enough of the physique theory, probably i am being judged for the man in me i.e  sense of seeing and salivating. “my” Lillian Muli has the diamond mark  quality of a self made rich girl blended with and emblem of  that hardcore street minded woman , forget about life inside a manicured news room walls where  ethics,  is a choreographed and scripted , do’s and dont’s before the cameras . Forget about the habitual social media jihads who have massacred her importance, forget about the past life that the goupie of haters recite and rant periodically. No..forget all that and divert your sanity to the name and impact she has made in this industry. Days of skirt suited anchors are shelved in archives, what i see is elegance and tranquillity.  I know the Lilian of the street is different from the “maked” up, so don’t you dare preach to me that sermon. Lillian is Lillian even in ayaki hedgehog.

Finally is a declaration and oath of allegiance to “my” Lillian Muli, no matter how salivating bile they excrete, my petite to see her jolliness each day rekindles itself automatically.  She delivers that instant aura  ,she completes my imaginary life. Sigh..Lord Deliver me from temptations and give me my …..forgive the galaxy of tomboys and cyber crude ninjas  , let  my competitors who salivate for my Lillian melt  in their volcanoes ,choke in their salivas, drop dead from their beds.  Ahem! my dreams  might be invalidated but My crush is immortal   .so even if she shifts to Njata TV,  i will rant to GoTV customer care persons should Njata give me poor signals.