A loud-mouthed Senator from Eastern, recently
shocked residents of his County after he urinated by the road-side in
broad-daylight. The wealthy Senator, who has invested in mining, started
insulting on-lookers, who were shocked by his indecent act.
“Hii ni Serikali inakojoa, Maskini nyinyi, niwakojolee,
Naweza ata wanunua (This is the Government urinating, you poor people, can I
urinate on you. I can even buy you all).” The controversial Senator bragged as he shook
his big “propeller.”
Luckily, his bodyguards intervened
and whisked him away to his silver Toyota Prado to avoid further embarrassment.
Sources indicate that the
loud-mouthed Senator, who has been at war with a popular Governor known for
ambitious projects, has become an alcoholic and a s3x addict.
He has neglected his wife for city
prostitutes and young girls.
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